We should begin by at least giving this newbie cook credit for knowing that chicken must be thoroughly cooked through to avoid salmonella – but you don’t need to dice up that beautiful chicken breast into tiny pieces to achieve full-cooked perfection! Stop! No!
Chef Irani quickly realizes that the rapper’s cooking skills are truly ludicrous, noting when he seasons his chicken breast, “So you weren’t kidding when you said you like just throwing a bunch of spices together.” Luckily Chef Irani is an absolute expert on Indian cuisine, boasting four James Beard Award nominations for Best Chef in the Southeast (via Chai Pani). Unfortunately, the chef has to correct Ludacris over and over again. Don’t use the bottom of a pan as a lid because it will squeeze all the moisture out of the meat. Don’t use a cake-spreading spatula to flip your seared food.
We expect this list goes on as we haven’t even gotten to the boiled potatoes yet, but to find out exactly what goes wrong – and right – you’ll have to tune in yourselves. For better or worse tastebuds, this looks sure to be a show that will make you smile.